(Source: cassettefrommyex)
Posted 4 hours ago
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
Posted 20 hours ago
THAT’S BECAUSE ALL THE BORDERS STORES CLOSED DOWN YOU IDIOT
NOW I HAVE TO SHOP AT FUCKING BARNES & NOBLE
^ reblogging just for that XD
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(Source: wakeupandbefree)
Well, hi there. I'm Duffy. Just your average guy that happens to be 19 years of age with a life that mainly revolves around college, music, friends, and the little things. Haha. I honestly don't care if you follow. The posts are just for shits and giggles anyway. Have a nice day though. :D
